Mr. Function letra

The functional member of society
Fixes dysfunctions
Fixed my car
Fixed my art
Fixed the price
Fixed my vice
Made me a functional member of society

Make me function, so functional

The functional member of sobriety
Fixed me a drink
A shot of methadone
So I won't think
A low tar cigarette
To cut down the threat
Of making me
A functional member of sobriety

Mr. Function, what's your gumption
Spreading the word of conditioned corruption
Mr. Function, a revolution is beginning to form
At the D.C. junction

The functional member of hilarity
Is on the TV
Now I can sit at home
And be told how to be
How to wear my coat
How to righteously vote
Ain't gonna be a functional member
Of hilarity

Nobody gonna pull me down
Nobody gonna push me around
Nobody gonna push me

Blue Meanies - Letras

• Acceleration 5000
• All The Same
• An Average American Superhero
• Aquarium Bong
• Big Brother's Watching
• Blah Blah Blah
• Camaro Man
• Chemicals
• Coat Hanger
• Creepy
• Dilate
• Do The Tightbelt
• Don't Doubt The Cow
• Dummy Room
• F.O.R.D.
• Fourth Of July
• Get Nowhere
• Grandma Shampoo
• I, Fitznik
• It Doesn't Matter
• Johnny Mortgage
• Lay It Out
• Mama Getting High On Chardonnay
• Mr. Function
• Pave The World
• Polka In The Eye
• She Breathes Fire